Ask a ninja

Question:
If a ninja falls down in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it still make sound?

Answer:
If a ninja does it anything anywhere, it doesn't make a sound. And if it make a sound, it's probably the last sound you'll hear.


Question:
What makes a ninja so special?

Answer:
We are ninjas !!

Question:
Of all ninja skills in the world, which is the deadliest?

Answer:
The one that kills you.

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